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kyraneko:

thestuffedalligator:

My favourite type of movie is “period piece romance but fantasy-horror hijinks happen and now everyone has to adapt to the new genre or die,” ala Curse of the Black Pearl, Anastasia, The Mummy (1999)

“everybody has to adapt to the new genre” is really criminally underutilized in general

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Anonymous: How would you die in Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory?
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beetledrink:

this is a great question because it narrowed my soul! i would choke on regular chewing gum on the steps outside before even entering the factory. willy would make no attempt to perform the heimlich maneuver and would leave my corpse on the concrete

kramergate:

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this ask tapped into an extremely primal part of everyone’s body soul & mind

mossbawn:

mossbawn:

mossbawn:

don’t like it when people say you can’t have potatoes in ur fantasy novel without detailed explanation. who gives a fuck

“ohh in europe they didnt have those until” well its not europe is it. its middle earth its earthsea its some country somebody made up

“have detailed knowledge of your dragon’s anatomy and a foolproof scientifically backed explanation of how he can fly” he can fly because he’s a dragon. and because i love him

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